Bass guitar

[cjdenecia]

btw - you gonna sell your old T-shirts as pup-tents?

Actually I was considering using them as condoms...ya know cotton feel and all and the perfect fit.

ohhh ... so you're really bad with the laundry then? shrunk 'em 1000 times smaller huh? next time, instead of tumble dry, lend them to some sailing club - hang those yards of material up on the high seas and they'll be dry and ready to stuff your folds back into in no time.

Not bad....

But if you just quit sending me your hand-me-downs, I wouldn't be in this situation to begin with.

well, not fair - you knew I used to work as a circus supply house broker and had plenty of old big tops hanging 'round - and you were so desperate to find something that fit and left you breathing space besides a 5 x 5 room.

[stephen]

well, not fair - you knew I used to work as a circus supply house broker and had plenty of old big tops hanging 'round - and you were so desperate to find something that fit and left you breathing space besides a 5 x 5 room.

Wait a minute....I'm confused....I was under the assumption that you used those to cover your ego? The only reason I asked for them was so I could sew a bunch together to cover mine.

[cjdenecia]

well, not fair - you knew I used to work as a circus supply house broker and had plenty of old big tops hanging 'round - and you were so desperate to find something that fit and left you breathing space besides a 5 x 5 room.

Wait a minute....I'm confused....I was under the assumption that you used those to cover your ego? The only reason I asked for them was so I could sew a bunch together to cover mine.

ohhh ... so now this is the my penis is bigger than your penis thread?

well then, let's be honest. in bass guitar terms, I'm no peavey.

[stephen]

well, not fair - you knew I used to work as a circus supply house broker and had plenty of old big tops hanging 'round - and you were so desperate to find something that fit and left you breathing space besides a 5 x 5 room.

Wait a minute....I'm confused....I was under the assumption that you used those to cover your ego? The only reason I asked for them was so I could sew a bunch together to cover mine.

ohhh ... so now this is the my penis is bigger than your penis thread?

well then, let's be honest. in bass guitar terms, I'm no peavey.

Hmm. I'd say my best fit would be Mammoth.

I fancy you Little Guitar Works........no?

[cjdenecia]

well, not fair - you knew I used to work as a circus supply house broker and had plenty of old big tops hanging 'round - and you were so desperate to find something that fit and left you breathing space besides a 5 x 5 room.

Wait a minute....I'm confused....I was under the assumption that you used those to cover your ego? The only reason I asked for them was so I could sew a bunch together to cover mine.

ohhh ... so now this is the my penis is bigger than your penis thread?

well then, let's be honest. in bass guitar terms, I'm no peavey.

Hmm. I'd say my best fit would be Mammoth.

I fancy you Little Guitar Works........no?

you are an anomaly. with those 2 inch fingers and size 8 shoes, we all figured you for a tranny.

[stephen]

you are an anomaly. with those 2 inch fingers and size 8 shoes, we all figured you for a tranny.

That's actually quite funny.

But on that note, as much as I have truly enjoyed this joyous, adventurous, creative, and playful banter that you and I have so infamously thrown about one another for all these years......I have no choice but to......









































...go watch, "Ernest Saves Christmas" with my daughter.

Know what I mean?

[cjdenecia]

yeah, I know what you mean. a guy loves a guy in a t-shirt and vest. don't run from it stephen, embrace it.

[Peevette]

It appears no one really seems to care who has the biggest t-shirt or penis. Thus, to make up for jacking my thread, I am requesting that you two split the $75 and send the funds to charvie! Thank you in advance.

[cjdenecia]

It appears no one really seems to care who has the biggest t-shirt or penis. Thus, to make up for jacking my thread, I am requesting that you two split the $75 and send the funds to charvie! Thank you in advance.

don't mistake silence for apathy peeve. I think they're just scared of buttin' in on your thread. you being soooo mean and demanding.

37.50 coming your way, would you take a check drawn on an iceland bank? once converted from quid to euros and then to US $'s, with all conversion rates and exchange rates deducted - that should come out to be just about enough for him to stop at starbucks and get a large cup and cookie.

so I won't bother with all that, I'll just buy a cup myself and piss into the ocean towards florida.

[charvie]

Please, not in the direction of Florida!